Jeremy Kyle Get's "Assualted"

Well, ok, maybe not assualted in the case that one of his scummy guests smashed his smarmy fuckin' face in with a brick that had nails sticking out of it with poison on the tips of them. But that's how this thing is being labelled around the place.

Nah, after his usual tirade of insulting his guests he got lightly tipped over the head with an envelope by one of England's finest, and then hides behind his monkey goons.

I tell ya, if I had a gun..................................I'd hit him over the head with it!