Most people have seen Hot Shots & Hot Shots Part Deux, the 2 best spoof movies of the 90's that took the piss out of Top Gun & Rambo.
Here is a video containing the best character, Admiral Benson, played by Lloyd Bridges (Jeff Bridges' ol' man, don't ya know?) with all the best dialogue. Along with Leslie Nielson he was a master of dead-pan humour!
"Roy? Roooooy?...............Bah!"
Wednesday 31 March 2010
Chernobyl Scrap Metal!
The Russians abandoned all this military hardware after they used them to sort out the accident. You'd think somebody would take the stuff but it's all radioactive right down to the smallest bolt. That place is still a no-go area and will be for decades........I think I'll stick with those Russian post-apocalyptic games.
Now they just sit out in the open rusting away.........that or the radiation is going to make them come alive like Transformers or something.
I wonder if I touch it will I get some superpowers?..........probably sprout an extra radioactive head!
Now they just sit out in the open rusting away.........that or the radiation is going to make them come alive like Transformers or something.
I wonder if I touch it will I get some superpowers?..........probably sprout an extra radioactive head!
Proper The Expendables Trailer Online!
At last the theatrical trailer for The Expendables is online with a much better layout than the 1st leaked footage I posted up earlier in the month.
Plus we get a look at Sly, Bruce Willis, and Arnie in the same scene. That's the bit I wanna see in the cinema!
While it's still not confirmed there was always worry over what the rating would be - PG-13 or 18s. The problem being that Lionsgate, the distributor, wanted to go with PG-13 to get a wider audience. Getting a cast like this? In an action movie? Just to get kiddies into the cinema? You can fuck right off!
Apparently, though, they made 2 cuts (1 PG-13 & the other 18s) and showed the 2 in a test screening..................the 18s version got a great reception so word is it's going to be the full whack! It won't be as bloody and OTT like Rambo 4 was but I don't think many movies could go in the direction that lunacy of a film was. Best film I ever laughed out loud to in a cinema, anyways!
Crap, August is too far away!!
Plus we get a look at Sly, Bruce Willis, and Arnie in the same scene. That's the bit I wanna see in the cinema!
While it's still not confirmed there was always worry over what the rating would be - PG-13 or 18s. The problem being that Lionsgate, the distributor, wanted to go with PG-13 to get a wider audience. Getting a cast like this? In an action movie? Just to get kiddies into the cinema? You can fuck right off!
Apparently, though, they made 2 cuts (1 PG-13 & the other 18s) and showed the 2 in a test screening..................the 18s version got a great reception so word is it's going to be the full whack! It won't be as bloody and OTT like Rambo 4 was but I don't think many movies could go in the direction that lunacy of a film was. Best film I ever laughed out loud to in a cinema, anyways!
Crap, August is too far away!!
160 Greatest Arnie Quotes!!
Here's a video with a collection of Arnie's greatest quotes! This just makes me wanna watch his movies again, now!
"I leeve to see yuu eat dat contract! But I hope yuu levt enuff ruum for ma fist because I'm gonna rrrrram it into yur stomak and break yur goddamn spiiiiiiiiine!!! NNNNNNnnnnnnaarrrgghh!!"
Independence Day 2.................and 3?
Yep, original helmer Roland Emmerich (Who does all those CGI heavy but wafer-thin plot movies like Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012) has been banging on about this for the past few months but lately more solid information has been put out.
Apparently, Will Smith is set for the 2 installments and they will be filmed back-to-back so they'll release the 2 films about 6 months apart (like Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions)
You're probably wondering why the hell anyone would make a sequel to this, especially after 14 years. Well, the obvious answer is money (the 1st took in about $800 million) and 20th Century Fox are swamped with money after the insane success of Avatar (2 point fucking 6 billion dollars?)
No doubt they'll look epicly brilliant but you'd find a better plot at the bottom of a potcheen bottle.
Again, these 2 are hoping to be set for a 2012-ish release before we all die that year.
Uncle Phil is gonna be real angry when he finds out what Will & Carlton did to the house.
Apparently, Will Smith is set for the 2 installments and they will be filmed back-to-back so they'll release the 2 films about 6 months apart (like Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions)
You're probably wondering why the hell anyone would make a sequel to this, especially after 14 years. Well, the obvious answer is money (the 1st took in about $800 million) and 20th Century Fox are swamped with money after the insane success of Avatar (2 point fucking 6 billion dollars?)
No doubt they'll look epicly brilliant but you'd find a better plot at the bottom of a potcheen bottle.
Again, these 2 are hoping to be set for a 2012-ish release before we all die that year.
Uncle Phil is gonna be real angry when he finds out what Will & Carlton did to the house.
Tuesday 30 March 2010
Godzilla USA set for round 2?
So, word on the street is that Warner Bros. want to take another stab at Godzilla after the woefullness of the 1st time.
Yadda, yadda, so we're hearing the usual "We want to take it seriously" cack again but with nothing concrete as of yet everyone still has a bitter taste in their mouth from Ferris Bueller's encounter with the lizard.
The exec producer on board is renowned Thomas Tull (Dark Knight, 300, The Hangover, Watchmen, the new Clash Of The Titans) and he's full on for "taking it seriously". I suppose that's not a bad thing, really, just keep the original director Roland Emmerich the fuck away.
2012 is eyed up a release in cinemas..............you know, before we all die in December of that year if ya believe that shit.
Here's the teaser trailer of a scene that never made it into the final cut. The T-Rex skeleton was an obvious stab at Jurassic Park in terms of them having a bigger, meaner monster. The short sequence was quite a spicy meatball in terms of cost but did the job in getting people interested in a cewl monster flick....................little did they know, eh?
Yadda, yadda, so we're hearing the usual "We want to take it seriously" cack again but with nothing concrete as of yet everyone still has a bitter taste in their mouth from Ferris Bueller's encounter with the lizard.
The exec producer on board is renowned Thomas Tull (Dark Knight, 300, The Hangover, Watchmen, the new Clash Of The Titans) and he's full on for "taking it seriously". I suppose that's not a bad thing, really, just keep the original director Roland Emmerich the fuck away.
2012 is eyed up a release in cinemas..............you know, before we all die in December of that year if ya believe that shit.
Here's the teaser trailer of a scene that never made it into the final cut. The T-Rex skeleton was an obvious stab at Jurassic Park in terms of them having a bigger, meaner monster. The short sequence was quite a spicy meatball in terms of cost but did the job in getting people interested in a cewl monster flick....................little did they know, eh?
Back again!
I'm back again after a week off normal web.............fuckin' bills!
Anywho, haven't been up to much except making a wallpaper with Rambo........busy, busy!
Look at the size of that machete, you know he's fucked up a few commies. Feel free to take it for yourselves.
"Cut my fucking internet, will ya!?!"
Anywho, haven't been up to much except making a wallpaper with Rambo........busy, busy!
Look at the size of that machete, you know he's fucked up a few commies. Feel free to take it for yourselves.
"Cut my fucking internet, will ya!?!"
Monday 22 March 2010
Movie characters made from Lego
So a guy with either talent or too much time (or both) creates famous movie characters from lego.
The best I could muster when I had Lego was spend time building highly unstable skyscrapers and then destroying them!
Can you guess these 2? The one on the left is easy...
The best I could muster when I had Lego was spend time building highly unstable skyscrapers and then destroying them!
Can you guess these 2? The one on the left is easy...
Banned Condom Ads
Here we have 21 banned condom ads from Durex, many which are quite clever actually!
Curse or gift?.............................................................................gift!
Curse or gift?.............................................................................gift!
Think you're good at pool?
Then try this shot!
How sickened would you be if that last ball didn't go in? (Pool cue cracked over the closest head!)
How sickened would you be if that last ball didn't go in? (Pool cue cracked over the closest head!)
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