Friday 9 July 2010

All Hail The Psychic World Cup Octupus!!

So an Octupus over in Germany has been predicting who's going to win the World Cup............eh...............ok?



From BBC:
An octopus credited with psychic powers has predicted that Spain will defeat the Netherlands in the World Cup final.

The German zoo animal also predicted a win for Germany against Uruguay in the third place match. He has so far correctly forecast every World Cup game involving the national team.

The tip for Spain was his first for a game not involving Germany.
He predicts by choosing a mussel from one of two boxes bearing the flags of the competing nations.
Paella threat
 
The two-year-old cephalopod has become an international celebrity.
His prognosis of South Africa's World Cup final, made from his tank in the Sea Life Aquarium in the western German city of Oberhausen, has been relayed on satellite TV around the world.

He correctly predicted all of Germany's World Cup games, including a shock defeat by Serbia in the group stages and the ousting by Spain on Wednesday.

After that defeat, there were calls in Germany for Paul to be roasted with lemon juice and olive oil or turned into a plate of paella.
But his owners said on Thursday that he is safe with them. 

"If Paul gets it wrong tomorrow, nothing is going to happen to him, to Paul," said Sea Life's Tanja Munzig.
"Paul has proven his mettle so far and there is nothing bad waiting for him round the corner if he gets it wrong. It could happen to anyone. Even an octopus can get it wrong!"

His record is not perfect, anyway, say his owners. Paul got it wrong in about 30% of Germany's games during the 2008 European Championship, including their loss to Spain in the final.

This guy obviously knows the inside track on the results, I wonder where he gets his sources?

Lego Shootout!

Short little video by a guy with too much time on his hands..........still good, though!

Thursday 8 July 2010

Isareli Soldiers got some mooooooves!

Bombing the fuck outta Palestine can be quite a mundane affair, why not add a bit of class to it?

These bunch of smooth-operators were on patrol in the Palestinian town of Hebron when they got that sudden urge to break into dance.

.............and finish with.............JAZZ HANDS!!

Twilight For Guys (NSFW!)

Ah, well that was thoughful..........a Twilight movie for guys.  I'm sure, like it's counterpart, it'll have no problem against........stiff competition.

Fine Polish Plumping In An Irish House!

Now THIS is the evidence of fine tradesmen, the type who'll work periliously throughout the night to make sure your home looks shit hot.............or just shit.

Is good work. You like, no? No plumber, just plaster.........tools..........bought in Leed-el!

Wednesday 7 July 2010

Asshole steals bumper for his own car!

What a scummy piece of shit, this dirty bugger decides that he needs a new bumper for his VW Golf and decides to rob it off another car parked 2 cars up from him.

See how slyly the fucker dodges any suspicion from people...

H-Bombs in space!

This small compilation shows tests of Hydrogen bombs sent into space and detonating.

Makes any fireworks I've ever seen seem all pussy and wimpy.

The Ireland that used to be.....

Ah, Italia 90'............granted I was only 5 but I do remember people going sick all around my town. I remember it even better during our World Cup 94' appearance with our green jerseys with Opel in the middle, the inflatable hammers, and the plastic tri-coloured hats.

This video shows a different time for the land where everyone went crazy for our team and showed a type a spirit and care-freeness we used to be known for.

Tuesday 6 July 2010

Tony Soprano Impersonation

This guy is easily one of the best Tony Soprano impersonators I've ever heard anyways!



Friday 2 July 2010

100 Greatest Movie Insults!

A new vid on the web showing some the best insults from Hollywood!

Some great zingers, here!